Syria: The Fall of al-Julani—and the End of Al-Qaeda’s Rule via Hay'at Tahrir al-Sham—Is Imminent It is not Tom Barrack’s recent statement on CNN that will bring down the rule of the clerics within Hay'at Tahrir al-Sham (HTS)—an Al-Qaeda affiliate—for Tom Barrack himself has already lost his standing. Rather, it is the continued existence of... Continue Reading →
J.D. Vance Lands a Clean Knockout on European Bureaucracy
In what Brussels is already calling “an unhelpful American intervention” and what everyone else is calling comedy, J.D. Vance stood up and said the quiet part out loud: “You spend years attacking Elon Musk, inventing new reasons to fine him, and wrapping his companies in red tape… and then you quietly pick up the phone... Continue Reading →
A priest calls on the White House to return Syrian artifacts.
Syrian artifacts in the White House X-Minority News has learned that Father Spyridon Tanous has written to the White House requesting the return of the Syrian antiquities gift presented to President Trump by Abu Muhammad al-Julani (the Islamic Emir of al-Qaeda) of Hayat Tahrir al-Sham. In the letter, Father Tanous describes Ahmad al-Sharaa (referring to... Continue Reading →
The Tom Barrack’s Oil Pipeline to Redemption
How a Former Al-Qaeda Affiliate Became a “Strategic Partner” Once the Crude Started Flowing In a development that has shocked absolutely no one who has ever met an oil barrel, U.S. special envoy Thomas Barrack has discovered a sudden, passionate commitment to the post-Assad Syrian government under Ahmed al-Sharaa. Formerly known as Abu Mohammad al-Jolani... Continue Reading →
Can the German army prepare for war with Russia?
Berlin, October 2026 — In a move that has left military historians, logistics officers, and several confused tank crews searching for their keys, the Bundeswehr has begun activating elements of its long-classified “Operationsplan Deutschland.” The plan, designed for the contingency of a Russian attack on NATO, envisions Germany serving as the continent’s premier logistics roundabout... Continue Reading →
Will Trump put an end to the Zelenskyy’s sorcery against Orthodox in Ukraine?
Picture this: Ecumenical Patriarch Bartholomew, the original Byzantine wheeler-dealer, has spent years nursing a grudge against Moscow the size of a cathedral dome. Then the war drops in his lap like a gift-wrapped excuse. Next thing you know he’s cutting deals with Zelensky—the guy whose pre-presidential résumé was mostly pelvic thrusts and comedy sketches—as part... Continue Reading →







