Brussels, 17 October 2026 — In an emergency joint statement issued from a secure location whose coordinates remain classified for “security and catering reasons,” European leaders and associated deep-state functionaries have expressed measured concern that the ongoing protests in France could metastasize across the Union. The core grievance—billions of taxpayer euros continuing to flow toward... Continue Reading →
The Great Immunity Loophole of the Syrisn Transitional Emirate
Ahmad al-Sharaa – No Presidential Immunity: The Syrian "Transitional Emirate"Ahmad al-Shara‘—and the members of his parliament—lack the international immunity afforded to heads of state. and the members of his parliament In the sparkling new Syria of President Ahmad al-Sharaa—formerly known to a grateful world as Abu Mohammad al-Julani, emir of an Al-Qaeda-affiliated franchise that later... Continue Reading →
European Taxpayers’ Funds Have Run Dry—Ukraine Is Out of Money
In a development that has left Brussels bookkeepers clutching their calculators and ordinary Europeans wondering whether their next heating bill will be paid in IOUs, reports indicate that the bottomless pit formerly known as “European solidarity with Ukraine” has developed a distinct echo. Polish officials and Ukrainian finance ministers have, in recent weeks, painted a... Continue Reading →
The Tom Barrack’s Oil Pipeline to Redemption
How a Former Al-Qaeda Affiliate Became a “Strategic Partner” Once the Crude Started Flowing In a development that has shocked absolutely no one who has ever met an oil barrel, U.S. special envoy Thomas Barrack has discovered a sudden, passionate commitment to the post-Assad Syrian government under Ahmed al-Sharaa. Formerly known as Abu Mohammad al-Jolani... Continue Reading →
The Mystery of the Syrian $50 Billion “Sovereign” Fund.
Embodying a spirit of "revolutionary efficiency," the authorities in Damascus—led by the successors to Hay'at Tahrir al-Sham (HTS) under the presidency of Ahmad al-Sharaa—have demonstrated a knack for acquiring financial assets. According to the Financial Times (October 9, 2026), assets confiscated from figures of the Assad era were transferred to the "Syrian Sovereign Fund," an... Continue Reading →
A Swedish priest control the Greek bishop’s omophorion
In a development that has left canon lawyers checking their calendars and neurologists checking their notes, sources close to a certain Baltic Sea diocese report that His Eminence has begun referring to the liturgy as “that long meeting with the candles.” Decision-making has accordingly been subcontracted. The new acting authority is a Swedish cleric whose... Continue Reading →







